Man sitting at a dinner table with a group of people: “God does not exist.”
Christian in the group: “Really, why do you say that?”
Man: “Because of all the bad, evil things that happen to people.”
Christian: “Do you give your children everything they want and always do things the way they want you to?”
Man: “Of course not!”
Christian: “Do your children always do what you want them to do?”
Man: “Absolutely not!”
Christian: “Well, then I guess you don’t exist.”